joannavaught

i am going to die either one of two ways:

1. "buried in paperwork," ala that guy in brazil, except my paperwork will be bills and unsent letters and traffic tickets and things that need to be renewed and filled out and turned in and mailed and SASEd and filed away all proper-like. in triplicate.

2. i will be forced to be in an awkward social situation. it should only take about 10 or 12 hours of awkwardness before my head just explodes. maybe less if i haven't had much alone time yet that week, and the introvert in me is wishing everyone would just shhh shhh go away.