for free (this gifted subscript has got to be going away soon, don't you think?):

when I listen to that band, I feel all crushed out, I lose my breath, even just thinking about them, it's just the songs, I don't think I'm crushed on them personally though the drummer is so hot I could get so lost I would climb into that beautiful brain and live there forever but... I just go weak for this band, buttons interminably pushed, as if the elevator comes faster when you push 8 a million times, I'm the 8 and they're terrifyingly annoyingly brilliantly seductive.

write me if you want to know who it is. that's not for free.