Changed my user pic. It's all freaky and shizzle... got bored. Yes, I know my photoshop skills suck, but eat my ass. I think it's cute and clashes very well... thank you very much!
"You've got nothing to lose, you don't lose when you lose fake friends."
Okay... tomorrow is my day off but I have to go to work at 8am in full uniform to learn how to make Atkins Salads for the new Subway gimmick shit. The store doesn't open until 9 am and I won't be there then! WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR MY UGLY ASS UNIFORM?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!
Woes me.
Fuck you... I wish I could tell them to shove their nasty ass sandwiches up their ass... smothered in chipotle sauce and jalapenos. Bastards.
Turkey... the turkey we get at subway smells like raunchy ass. Literally I swear, I say it smells like elephant ass for a reason... I assume that our turkey smells like elephant ass... but if you smelt it you probably wouldn't eat it. It's not dirty... it just smells like cafeteria funk from elementary school. The mystery meat turkey...
Scary shit!
Shit... it's 11:00 and I have to take my safe staff food handler's test tomorrow... I know it's easy but I should look over the material.
Give them hell,
*j-me
"You've got nothing to lose, you don't lose when you lose fake friends."
Okay... tomorrow is my day off but I have to go to work at 8am in full uniform to learn how to make Atkins Salads for the new Subway gimmick shit. The store doesn't open until 9 am and I won't be there then! WHY DO I HAVE TO WEAR MY UGLY ASS UNIFORM?!?!??!?!!!!!!!!!
Woes me.
Fuck you... I wish I could tell them to shove their nasty ass sandwiches up their ass... smothered in chipotle sauce and jalapenos. Bastards.
Turkey... the turkey we get at subway smells like raunchy ass. Literally I swear, I say it smells like elephant ass for a reason... I assume that our turkey smells like elephant ass... but if you smelt it you probably wouldn't eat it. It's not dirty... it just smells like cafeteria funk from elementary school. The mystery meat turkey...
Scary shit!
Shit... it's 11:00 and I have to take my safe staff food handler's test tomorrow... I know it's easy but I should look over the material.
Give them hell,
*j-me
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That quote momentarily made you my favorite person in the world. You're no longer my absolute favorite...but you still rank pretty high for someone i've never ever met before.
also...props to deadeye for that cool little quote and pic from Return of the Living Dead.