jmand2

What the FUCK?! We've been trying to find another house, and everything we look at is 400K. i'm not paying that much... i'll go buy a trailor on a big piece of land for under a 100k, before i'll get gouged by someone. FUCK you Californians for coming to my crappy state with all the cash you got from your overpriced houses. Please go back...
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Bertolt Brecht:

"Als der letzte Krieg vorber war"

Gab es Sieger und Besiegte.
Bei den Besiegten das niedere Volk
Hungerte. Bei den Siegern
Hungerte das niedere Volk auch.

Love this poem.

ack. hangover.

Hi, i came home sick. Puking in a public urinals is my new favorite hobby. More update.... i got a new phone for free. It's green. Goodnight all.

Oh yeah, and Polaris' hubby is back in town. Rad.

ACK! Time to cut the grass. Allergies will go insane. Oh well, i guess that's the price you pay to give your dogs a comfotable place to poop.

So, voicemail from 3am Monday.

Polaris' Husband - " My parents were raided by the Sherrif's Dept. for having a meth lab."

He called home from Canada after a neighbor called him to tell him cops were everywhere.

Polaris' Husband - " I'm the son of the people being investigated. What's going on with my parents.?"

Sherrif Joe's Piglet (in pig's best impression of what...
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Hi folks. Sorry we missed you last night. The girl and i were the lucky recipients of drunk driving at it's best. Luckily, we were not the drunk drivers (for once.) i got hit in the ass/right-rear quarter panel by a drunk trying to bypass the traffic jam on I-17 (we were headed to Sean's house) by speeding on the shoulder. Let me just say,...
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So, if Terri Schiavo could be kept alive for years with mechanical assistance, this means the Poop (oops, i meant Pope of course) could have been kept alive in the same way. In fact, Poop John Paul II, said last year that providing food and water, even by artificial means, was "moral and obligatory." Supposedly, he was concious almost all the way up until his...
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