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There was a really cute, orange kitty with a flat face hanging around my house yesterday. She was sweet, and purred alot. i have decided to keep her. But first, i will drown the other kitty... His name is fuzzbutt, and he sucks. i will name the new kitty assface. The girl is thinking of bringing her little weinerdog over. The problem is, i'm afraid...
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Any idea what the song "Afternoon Delight" is about?

Skyyyy rockets in flight.....
AAAAfternoooon Delight!!!!

Anybody have any tips about good jobs? At least good PAYING jobs? i found 1 that pays about $50 per hour. Planting tulips.

MMMMM GUINESS! Today, job fair. Tomorrow, the world!

If anybody wants to register democrat, today is the last day you can do it and still be able to vote in the primary. i'm not really a democrat,but i registered that way the other night cuz it looks like the Dems are going to put Dean up against Bush. If enough people vote for Kusinich in the primaries, we could keep that wanker Dean...
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3 guesses where Amanda's sock went when she threw it at me in the bathroom.If you said "in the toilet". You'd be right. 3 more guesses for what i used to fish it out with. If you said "her toothbrush". You'd be right. Then i sicked my dog on her. Then she left her cell by me..... Her gramma called-she didn't wanna tyalk to her,...
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I smell bad too....

i'll gef uyjn6nj

Hi, my name is Bruce...and, I never shut the fuck up. Serously...never go anywhere with me cause I never stop talking.

Damn girl keeps pinching, poking, biting,slapping, etc. i'm thinking obediance school.Sometimes i wonder why i let her follow me home.

La Perla=food poisoning. Fuck you red sauce. Vomit flying everywhere. Will puke on random desk at work; this is the only funny thing about the situation. In other news, the dogs are now soft and smel good. And, 1 brown man went home with the other brown man. They were talking about x-rays...
Friday=Hot Pink. Will shake it like a polaroid picture,