jmand2

So, if Terri Schiavo could be kept alive for years with mechanical assistance, this means the Poop (oops, i meant Pope of course) could have been kept alive in the same way. In fact, Poop John Paul II, said last year that providing food and water, even by artificial means, was "moral and obligatory." Supposedly, he was concious almost all the way up until his death, so there was plenty of time to discuss this "obligatory" option with him. According to the Catho-lick Church, (i chose the way the altar boys spell it,) committing suicide is a MORTAL SIN. Being of both Irish, and Puerto Rican descent, i have more than a little familiarity with Catho-lick dogma. At least enough to know the Poop is now going to hell for said MORTAL SIN. i have now decided to change my evil, blasphemous, atheist ways, to embrace the religion of my forefathers. Because if the Poop has to go to hell for something so trivial, then i figure i have a pretty good shot at getting in to heaven as long as i don't allow nature to take it's course when my time comes.

Some of you may have noticed my girl, thenewpope, has unexpectedly moved to the top of the Catho-lick hierarchy. The church's decision to finally allow women in the priesthood also played a part in my return to my faith. Although, i will be forced to break away, and start a new reformation (by nailing a letter to the doors of my local church of course. Figure it out history buffs.) if she decides to break away from established norms, and begins defrocking child molesting priests. After all, it's tradition.

Your comments are welcome (especially the ones telling me how offended you are.) Thanks!