Lots more resume's sent out. Maybe i'll join Inara @ cosmetology school soon. Seriously, a friend of mine is a "stylist", and he loves it. i hear the Phx police dept. is hiring. Maybe i'll apply there. i'm already a dick, all i need is the lobotomy, and i'm in. i suppose i could return to the army. At least there i can shoot terrorists (officers,oil company execs,Haliburton management,etc).But seriously folks, sometimes i really do miss the army.The glamorous lifestyle, fine cuisine, the open minded discourse with my peers, all the things i originally joined for....
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thenewpope:
Um yeah...you are not very funny.
ms:
I seriously thought about going to cosmetology school. I'm not secure enough in my sexuality to go for it though. You on the other hand are very secure in your's and other people's sexuality so I think you should go for it. You could be the first Hair-Styling MP. Fucking-A.