There was a really cute, orange kitty with a flat face hanging around my house yesterday. She was sweet, and purred alot. i have decided to keep her. But first, i will drown the other kitty... His name is fuzzbutt, and he sucks. i will name the new kitty assface. The girl is thinking of bringing her little weinerdog over. The problem is, i'm afraid the big dogs here will step on her or think she's a chew toy. We'll see what happens.
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thenewpope:
fuck you you fuckin' fuck!
thenewpope:
Um, hi....I did not heave. I was drunk, but not THAT drunk. I think I might still be a little drunk, though.....uhhhhh. My head hurts.