La Perla=food poisoning. Fuck you red sauce. Vomit flying everywhere. Will puke on random desk at work; this is the only funny thing about the situation. In other news, the dogs are now soft and smel good. And, 1 brown man went home with the other brown man. They were talking about x-rays...
Friday=Hot Pink. Will shake it like a polaroid picture,
Friday=Hot Pink. Will shake it like a polaroid picture,
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that was stupid. please don't pollute my journal with your incessant jibber jabber.
1. How easy is it to clean penis shaped silly sting off stucco? Not easy and I am too lazy to clean it up. Or maybe I love it being there and want it there FOREVER!!!
2. Will you be using your bird in the near future? If not, how would you feel about me stealing him? Yes, please, take my wife. I mean bird.
3. Pooper or vag? Vag. If I love you.
4. Do you really think i'd let her go to Tuscon with you all alone? Um yes.
5. What is the meaning of life? Being in looooove?