jmand2

ack. hangover.

Hi, i came home sick. Puking in a public urinals is my new favorite hobby. More update.... i got a new phone for free. It's green. Goodnight all.

Oh yeah, and Polaris' hubby is back in town. Rad.

ACK! Time to cut the grass. Allergies will go insane. Oh well, i guess that's the price you pay to give your dogs a comfotable place to poop.

So, voicemail from 3am Monday.

Polaris' Husband - " My parents were raided by the Sherrif's Dept. for having a meth lab."

He called home from Canada after a neighbor called him to tell him cops were everywhere.

Polaris' Husband - " I'm the son of the people being investigated. What's going on with my parents.?"

Sherrif Joe's Piglet (in pig's best impression of what...
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Hi folks. Sorry we missed you last night. The girl and i were the lucky recipients of drunk driving at it's best. Luckily, we were not the drunk drivers (for once.) i got hit in the ass/right-rear quarter panel by a drunk trying to bypass the traffic jam on I-17 (we were headed to Sean's house) by speeding on the shoulder. Let me just say,...
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So, if Terri Schiavo could be kept alive for years with mechanical assistance, this means the Poop (oops, i meant Pope of course) could have been kept alive in the same way. In fact, Poop John Paul II, said last year that providing food and water, even by artificial means, was "moral and obligatory." Supposedly, he was concious almost all the way up until his...
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Hi. We match. Crazy.

Rileydog was just sitting by me. She's the big red dog. i love Dixiecup and The Ninaweiner, but Riley really is MY dog. She was just looking at me, and telling me to pet her in that Riley way. i started rubbing and scratching around her ear (she loves that.) She had her mouth part way open, staring up at me like she had something...
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MMMMM BINGE.

It's important to read to your kids. Here are some classic favorites.

1) You're Different -- And That's Bad
2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3) Robert: Dad's New Wife
4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5) The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7) Curious George and the High-Voltage...
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