Friday Dec 19, 2003

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Today has not been as productive as i had hoped. Still gotta clean,give birthday spanking, patch cement,give b-day spanking,clear some drawer and cabinet space,give birthday spankings,wash dogs, and of course b-day spankings. i DID help move,get haircut, and make the girl a cake. So that's not too bad i guess. Saw LOtR last night. Not nearly enogh Liv Tyler or Hobbit humping =disappointed.
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polaris:
let me know if you need any help with the birthday spankings.

i agree, it needed more arwin + legolas elf porn.

that is what you meant, right?
polaris:
re: testimonial version 2.0

awww, i fucking love you.

Wednesday Dec 17, 2003

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Howdy. i swiped a 6' tall frodo from my work today. My big vicious pit bull, Dixiecup, can't figure out that it's not real. She keeps standing in front of it barking. i'm afraid i will wake up tomorrow to discover that Frodo has had his paper throat ripped out. All this from the worlds most pansy assed pit bull. Rileydog on the other hand,...
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polaris:
Give that girl some smooches for me STAT!
thenewpope:
It is SO my birthday right now...woooooooohoooo!

Tuesday Dec 16, 2003

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i told her. She said it back. It's really fucking amazing the difference a few days or a few weeks can make in your life. What's even crazier is the way you think you can know yourself and how you will respond to different situations. But, then something comes along and blows everything you think you know or feel, away.
Soon MI with the girl,back...
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mexicore:
yo where you at doggy dogg, holla back at me ooh ooh ooo aaa
polaris:
tomorrow desert ridge 10:30 pm ROTK.

yes - no

circle one.

Sunday Dec 14, 2003

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Yesterday afternoon was GREAT! Had a very good time with a lovely girl. Topped off with friends coming over that evening to practice for the party. i think we have established the procedures we will use to get loaded on the 20th...
In other news, yet another bedroom may or may not have been "christened"...
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polaris:
WAAA!!!!

i have such withdrawls when i don't see you guys. seriously. i'm like, addicted. my only solace is these mesa boys, but they don't let me smell their fingers or hump them. i'm so alone. i am going to move in with you. i hope thats okay.

ROTK thursday? frown
thenewpope:
God damn, you take a long fucking shower....I'm hungry, jeeze!

Thursday Dec 11, 2003

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Still sick damnit! Can't shake it. Must be herpaghonosiphylaids. But i must admit, this last week has been the most fun i've ever had being sick. Nothing seems to be able to kill my good mood.......
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polaris:
hey stop fornicating or whatever it is that you're doing with jorge and call me. i've got cabin fever and i miss you guys like the plague.

though, i suppose missing someone like the plague would not be a compliment. why would you miss something as hideous as the plague? i hope i never get that.

GO TEAM BUTTSEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thenewpope:
I LOOOOOVE YOU! Go Team Buttsex! love

Tuesday Dec 09, 2003

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ACK! i'm so sick. Girl is sick too. Even sick, she's a knockout...Skipped finals today at school. Think i'll still pass though. Doesn't really matter anyway,classes were just for fun.
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brokenglassheart:
man, it sucks when you and your girl are sick!! it keeps getting passed back and forth, never leaving. just lingering around. puke OMG did he just say BUTTSEX ?!?! eeek
laid_to_rest:
dude! i'm sick as fuck too! and it sucks even moreso because it's finals week and it's like the tests are hard enough as it is, without having to hack up your lungs on top of that....i think we should boycott the flu! \m/ \m/

Sunday Dec 07, 2003

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I am SO EMO! I love EMO!
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polaris:
this one is for you. you crusty emo man. kiss
ms:
Make sure you have a drumset available on the 20th. We're going to rock some fucking socks off.

Sunday Dec 07, 2003

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Late to work as usual. Made up for it by leaving early. Came home to no VW parked in front of house. FUCKING HELL THAT SUCKS. To make matters worse, i hear somebody misses NANA & needs to go home for some quality time.
P-diddy is on the phone with the line dancing queen-they are so cute together.
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thenewpope:
I'll dance a line right up your ass! EMO BOY! eeek
polaris:
Amanda wants to do you in the pooper.

Friday Dec 05, 2003

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Afternnon ya'll.
Looking forward to the SGAZ Christmess party. i've been getting stuff ready, i.e. strippers,drugs,liquor,spanking table,etc. All the usual stuff. If anybody cares to join us this evening, Jorge, myself, and probably a couple more people will be going to First Friday downtown this evening. i'm thinking 2030ish (that's 8:30 pm for all you civilillian types) at the Bikini lounge. i've already invited THE...
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polaris:
i showed you mine, now you show me yours.
polaris:
either/or.

and no. drugging may still be an option.

Tuesday Dec 02, 2003

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i am so fucking happy! Seriously don't know what i did to desrve such good stuff to be happening to me. Maybe years and years of good karma coming back to me all of a sudden. Can't even describe how good this is.
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polaris:
stop being emo and come out and play!

here's a funny/scary story:

tongue-in-ear dude from the buzz (you remember him right?) called me tonight (i swear i gave him a phoney number) and apologized for the other week. said he didn't know what happened but he got kicked out and woke up in the AM with puke all down his shirt (sexxxy). he also lost his job and is depressed (he offered all this info) and he'd really like to kick it with me sometime. i said "yeah, ok, bye" (in not so many words) and he calls me back 5 minutes later. he apparently was really calling me to invite me to some ghetto ass punk band tomorrow night. i made the "i have to work" excuse and hung up.

must change cell number straight away and bar all windows and doors.

need to borrow your vicious dogs for a week or two. thanks.
mexicore:
hey are you doing first friday tonight? gimme a call yo.

Tuesday Dec 02, 2003

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You know how sometimes you are just walkin down the street, and outta nowhere a brick just slams down into your head...well, these past few days have been like that for me. Damn, what an awesome fuckin' brick.

Yeah, it's been....unexpected.

Hey, Tamales! COOL!
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polaris:
p.s. changing the last digit of my phone number is my dad's phone. please don't call him asking about buttsex, he might get excited.
polaris:
p.p.s. you're the best.

Sunday Nov 30, 2003

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i had a great weekend. Hung out with really cool people. Stared into the bathroom with the ladies. Heard 99 luft baloons. All this before the highlight of the weekend Saturday night/morning. Still more fun to come....

In other news, dropped my cell in the toilet.... So nobody can reach me, and i can't reach anybody either. COOL!
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polaris:
important question: was the toilet dirty or clean when you dropped your phone in?

i think i have to let my crush go. 3 weeks passed and only 1 meeting and all i talk about is him, is kind of stalkerish at this point. and i don't think he really even cares anyway.

so i guess it will just be polaris +3 guests at your party, instead of the aforementioned 4.

moving on: i wonder is jorge wants a new stalker? i'm easy, rich, and come with my own carrying case.
polaris:
ewww
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