Damn girl keeps pinching, poking, biting,slapping, etc. i'm thinking obediance school.Sometimes i wonder why i let her follow me home.
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La Perla=food poisoning. Fuck you red sauce. Vomit flying everywhere. Will puke on random desk at work; this is the only funny thing about the situation. In other news, the dogs are now soft and smel good. And, 1 brown man went home with the other brown man. They were talking about x-rays...
Friday=Hot Pink. Will shake it like a polaroid picture,
Friday=Hot Pink. Will shake it like a polaroid picture,
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polaris:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
that was stupid. please don't pollute my journal with your incessant jibber jabber.
that was stupid. please don't pollute my journal with your incessant jibber jabber.
polaris:
ok i'm going to answer your questions now.
1. How easy is it to clean penis shaped silly sting off stucco? Not easy and I am too lazy to clean it up. Or maybe I love it being there and want it there FOREVER!!!
2. Will you be using your bird in the near future? If not, how would you feel about me stealing him? Yes, please, take my wife. I mean bird.
3. Pooper or vag? Vag. If I love you.
4. Do you really think i'd let her go to Tuscon with you all alone? Um yes.
5. What is the meaning of life? Being in looooove?
1. How easy is it to clean penis shaped silly sting off stucco? Not easy and I am too lazy to clean it up. Or maybe I love it being there and want it there FOREVER!!!
2. Will you be using your bird in the near future? If not, how would you feel about me stealing him? Yes, please, take my wife. I mean bird.
3. Pooper or vag? Vag. If I love you.
4. Do you really think i'd let her go to Tuscon with you all alone? Um yes.
5. What is the meaning of life? Being in looooove?
NYE was loads of fun. Although it would have been as much fun had it only been The S(ea)hawns,P-diddy,the girl of course, and 1 new addition, a kid the same age as my daughter. Everybody else was pretty dull. Sucks that Whore-hey was not there. But i guess you have to have your priorities straight. Meaning, the call of the vagina is just too strong.Also,...
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polaris:
it's the puerto rican in me.
and the smokin' booty i've got behind me.
and the smokin' booty i've got behind me.
thenewpope:
FUGAZI SUCKS! AHHAHAHAH!
Also, you are a bedazzling maniac!
Also, you are a bedazzling maniac!
NYE plans. Amanda, wine, nakedness,etc. She says i am a dirty pervert, but it was her idea in the 1st place.
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angelfuckaz:
this is Sean..... thanks for coming out duder. hope you had a blast 
polaris:
my newest hallmark card.
category: engagement.
roses are red
violets are blue
nobody else would marry me
so i guess you'll do.
category: engagement.
roses are red
violets are blue
nobody else would marry me
so i guess you'll do.
i had an EXCELLENT morning/afternoon. Hope everyone else did too. i'm off to work now. Wish me luck on getting fired.
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angelfuckaz:
Have good trying to get fireding. K so if you are the clit comander that means I am.........yeah i duno.
mexicore:
we and my homegirl were gonna go to Scottsdale with her best friend and her b/f but she copped out so we don't know what we're gonna do before going back to where ever we're gonna stay at. gimme a call this afternoon and lemme know if you've made any plans or not.
Damn tired legs....
In other news, i guess i should start looking for another job. My work will not fire me no matter what i do. i am living the movie Office Space. i don't come in (and of course i don't call in sick), i hang up on people, i try to start a union, i tell my boss to piss off. So far...
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In other news, i guess i should start looking for another job. My work will not fire me no matter what i do. i am living the movie Office Space. i don't come in (and of course i don't call in sick), i hang up on people, i try to start a union, i tell my boss to piss off. So far...
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polaris:
i think we need to do an amanda time share program. i'll get her while your at work and "entertain" her, then you come home and take her off my hands.
sounds like a great plan to me.
sounds like a great plan to me.
polaris:
seriously. i love it. you wouldn't be bruce without it. don't change a thing.
by the way, when's the next "do polaris in the pooper" party? you kids aren't really going to leave me out of NYE celebrations.. are you?
by the way, when's the next "do polaris in the pooper" party? you kids aren't really going to leave me out of NYE celebrations.. are you?
Well christmess went better than i hoped. Got some cool goodies. Hung out in near coma state with p-diddy.Met lots of the girl's family. We were both really nervous about it. Figured they should know who is keeping her away all the time. They were all really nice to me. The age difference is kind of weird.Her brother and sister=same ages as my brats. Her...
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angelfuckaz:
Man I am so glad she only got th etop of my head in my pic.
polaris:
i miss the old crusty punk guy.
It's my 1st xmas with her.
i'm such a sappy fucker.
i'm such a sappy fucker.
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angelfuckaz:
Yeah I guess today I am fucking EMO lots of crying and hating this day so my Emo meter is off the scale.
thenewpope:
Hi, I miss you.
Wir haben (nochmal) bis 3 uhr morgen gesprochen. ich finde diese gespreche meine lieblingen vergangenheit. Danach als Wir im bett lag, habe ich mich gefuhlt so voll von liebe das ich es fast nicht ertragen konte. ich liebe Sie. So einfach ist das.
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xthefaintx:
thanks 
it's one of my fav pics too.
do you really speak german? i took it for years and years at school.
it's one of my fav pics too.
do you really speak german? i took it for years and years at school.
xthefaintx:
nawww it's all good. you just gotta capitalize your nouns! heheh. j/k.
j/k.Fuckinghell! Can't stop coughing. Didn't want to wake the girl, so i got up to play computer nerd. HMMMM, how do people feel about new years party here. Or if you prefer, we could all just surprise Polaris with an imprmptu party at her place. If it's there, i am claiming a bedroom right now. i hear she's more likely to get naked on home...
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polaris:
ouch. peeing blood.
will save stones for later use(s).
want them all bloodied and gooey? or freshly clean?
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will save stones for later use(s).
want them all bloodied and gooey? or freshly clean?
[Edited on Dec 23, 2003 9:38PM]
Party was fun. Sorry i disappeared for a bit. Had to get a little nap in...It was really cool to meet many of ya'll. Sorry i didn't hear anyone leave this morning. Took a couple of sleepy help pills so i could crash longer, and could not get up to say goodbye. i'm thinking there may have to be a repeat of events in the...
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angelfuckaz:
Once agin it is a double use throat spray and butt plug or even too numb.
angelfuckaz:
Man Sean got rippid off I will tell him to take it back for the one that vibrates.
XXXMAS/Christmess party! Tonite-12/20.
8pm. Call 480/203/5562. SEE YA!
8pm. Call 480/203/5562. SEE YA!
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angelfuckaz:
HAHAHA I heard all about it.
angelfuckaz:
*ahem* this is sean, not shawn. "great party man, thnx for the invite =). " have a good one.
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