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Gotta get a plane ticket for my boy. Excited he's coming out for the summer. i think i'll go get him a bicycle so he's not having to just sit here when i'm at work.

Glad to have Amanda back. It sucked not having her here. i was lonely. She's the coolest. Ever.

i want a birfday cake. And some birfday fried chicken breasteses, as...
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polaris:
i had so much fun with amanda. thank you for sharing her with me. i also miss your keg shaped ass. happy belated birthday. i'm sorry i missed it. will celebrate in september. miss ya
thenewpope:
douche
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If you chase Amanda with pee, she will scream like a pig being slaughtered.... You know, in case you were wondering.
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thenewpope:
Do you miss me?
polaris:
i am ruining your beautiful flower with booze.
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Happy May Day!
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polaris:
thanks for the hospitality and sacrificing your 3 day weekend to 2 obnoxious drunk girls. i had such a fun time and i'm sure i'll see you soon again..
thenewpope:
slutty mcsluterson
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We barbequed some chicklens and some moocows. MMMMMM animal flesh is yummy.
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Saturday to do list:

Go to Home Depot
Mow grass
Take clothes to cleaners
Pay bills
Get groceries
Pet Rileydog
Go to gym
Inhale THC
Drink wine
Hump
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polaris:
are you ready to watch amanda and i drunkenly fall all over the streets of portland and embarass you?
thenewpope:
i like the new PLAN!
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thenewpope:
i love you, but you snore loud.
thenewpope:
hey bitchface..update this shit.
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Ack. Work tomorrow. i need to win the lottery. i'd move us to Estonia or Sweden.

The girlie misses her peeps. If you are a peep, go say hello.
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thenewpope:
i loves you too ♥
thenewpope:
hi, i still love you...wanna do it?
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skull skull skull
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Wow, i joined the Military group.... i thought it might be interesting to read what army types are thinking today. What did i discover? Douchebags, a plethora of douchebags. i was in thae army 5 years, went to 2 different "wars", never saw my family, got shit on by officers, worked for less than mimimum wage (when you add up the amount of time spent...
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thenewpope:
don't baleet my comments biotch
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Wow, it snowed. The weiner dog doesn't like it, but riley thinks it's the coolest thing ever. Went to a German restaurant yesterday. Had some tasty Franziskaner on tap, mmmm.


Amanda just came in to tell me it's snowing again. Rad.

Still no job. Suck. I'm trying to figure out how to do construction permiting. I can do it independently, and there's no start up...
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thenewpope:
eww dude, don't sacrifice a meatball for rain and cold. that is fucked up for me.

aaaaand, you play more than 2 freaking hours....besides, when you aren't playing you are checking your email 50 billion times a day. no one loves you THAT much.


'cept me.