jlevi

Just sat in on my buddy's band practice for a few hours. What a blast! He even suggested I get up on stage during one of their songs and sing the "Fresh Prince of Bellair" theme song. I made certain it was not my idea, but that I couldn't say no if everyone agreed.

I'm starting a two-person comedy act with him called "Meanbutts". Or...
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Summer, I'm glad that you are soon coming to my area. Winter and I don't get along much anymore and I think that I would very much like for you to visit as soon as you can.

Spring is nice and all, but he makes my eyes water and nose stuff up, even though I know she means well.

Big decisions are not my thing....
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Efukt.com has some of the most fucking grotesque porn I've ever seen. I can't get enough of it.

It's St. Patties day. I'm already fucking over that shit. I may be coming down with a cold; not 100% on that though. I am not a fan of crowds, though, I would like to get rowdy tonight. I work at 10 am, which isn't extremely early,...
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Every aspect of my life is becoming closer to shit. Awesome.

I think I have dysthymic depression because sometimes I just get bummed the fuck out.

I'm always tired too. I just ate some pepperjack cheese and I enjoyed it very much. I also got some fish-sticks today which is something I haven't had in quite a while. They were as good as it gets...
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I'm becoming restless. I desire a change I don't have a name for. Lately I've had an itch I can't scratch. I feel like I want to escape somewhere that doesn't exist. Something is missing. Nothing has changed since Summer when I was so happy with my situation. Now everything has fallen into place. Nothing is new, everything is old. Comfort in some aspects, stress...
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The first true post of Crackers Behaving Admirably has gone live. Check it out:

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That was quite the dream I had last night.

It started with some kind of surrealist art show that somehow I, and my dream band-mates, became a part of. Of course my dream band and I were part of the show. I don't remember playing, but I do remember that my cousin Andrew was in the band.

After this art show I was given a...
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I'm going to be hungry soon and I don't know what to eat. I think I'll go to the real grocery store today. Possibly.

I cleaned my room and it's actually pretty darn clean. There are still some parts that need work but I actually folded and put away my clothes, which was strange. I need to do laundry as well. Currently my sheets are...
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I need three people to vouch to Skullgrid for me that I am a good SG member.

Help please?

Holy shit. Am I alive?

Yes.