Crazy people.
A lady enters the store walks to the back where they keep the beer and wine. She looks around for a bit than walks up to the register. "Have you noticed the spraying?" she says to the clerk., He stares back confused. "What do you mean, like bug spray?" he asks. "No", she repliles "like genocide spray" The clerk understands, the lady has...
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A lady enters the store walks to the back where they keep the beer and wine. She looks around for a bit than walks up to the register. "Have you noticed the spraying?" she says to the clerk., He stares back confused. "What do you mean, like bug spray?" he asks. "No", she repliles "like genocide spray" The clerk understands, the lady has...
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make em say uhhhhhh.......!!!
guess whose back in this muthafucka, kids!?
that right, ME!
So who missed me?
awwwww, comon there has to be at least one of yah that missed my internet hyjinx(sp?)
anyway as the story goes I moved and was temporarily disconected from the wonderful world of the web...anyway today I received my new DSL modem so I set that muthafucka up...
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guess whose back in this muthafucka, kids!?
that right, ME!
So who missed me?
awwwww, comon there has to be at least one of yah that missed my internet hyjinx(sp?)
anyway as the story goes I moved and was temporarily disconected from the wonderful world of the web...anyway today I received my new DSL modem so I set that muthafucka up...
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mrzablowdowski:
nice body? necrophilia? i don't dig. if you got. count me in.
hey! what ever happened to your roommates?
i missed you. i wasn't aiming.
hey! what ever happened to your roommates?
i missed you. i wasn't aiming.
freckle:
if you lived across form me, i'd flash you accidently/on purpose 
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freckle:
i do not suck... well maybe a little.
and i'm back now, so stop you bitchin.
and i'm back now, so stop you bitchin.
freckle:
gee wilikers!?! who the hell says that?
Within an old theater:
The building has seen its share of wear and tear. Watermarks are visible on the ceiling and parts are peeling away like dead skin. The air is thick with the smell of mildew and time. A red curtain hides the stage. It seems to be untouched by age, the only thing that is in this dilapidated building. The seats are the...
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The building has seen its share of wear and tear. Watermarks are visible on the ceiling and parts are peeling away like dead skin. The air is thick with the smell of mildew and time. A red curtain hides the stage. It seems to be untouched by age, the only thing that is in this dilapidated building. The seats are the...
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Happy Longest Day of the Year!!!
Time to look for a second job. Billz billz billz! I hate money.
So being alone isn't so bad. Suprisingly I keep my self entertained. You think up wiered shit when your alone let me tell yah. Nights are the worse. Imagination and bordom combine into a massive blob of thoughts. Next week things should get better as far...
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Time to look for a second job. Billz billz billz! I hate money.
So being alone isn't so bad. Suprisingly I keep my self entertained. You think up wiered shit when your alone let me tell yah. Nights are the worse. Imagination and bordom combine into a massive blob of thoughts. Next week things should get better as far...
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krista:
It was a great, long day. And you?
Money is only a good thing when you have lots of it.
Money is only a good thing when you have lots of it.
mrzablowdowski:
i laughed so hard my belly near popped
burger king bathroom don't hand me the mop
i'll ascend to my throne on a big pile of crap
this summer a bummer my life's a bad rap
burger king bathroom don't hand me the mop
i'll ascend to my throne on a big pile of crap
this summer a bummer my life's a bad rap
geez now that i have helped everyone else move I have to start packing up all my crap.
I'm movin next week.
I forgot to tell you all about the weired thing I saw last Friday the 13th. I was going to the store to pick up some grub for dinner when this older orange porche emerges on the horizon. It begins swirving back in...
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I'm movin next week.
I forgot to tell you all about the weired thing I saw last Friday the 13th. I was going to the store to pick up some grub for dinner when this older orange porche emerges on the horizon. It begins swirving back in...
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jasperellah:
hahah ..do it!! act as if yr in yr own little world of porno... and go around humping hobos.... hahaha... ill give you a cookie
xox
xox
fetha:
Wait a tick...I have an orange porche...
One of my friends had sex in a graveyard on friday the 13th.
One of my friends had sex in a graveyard on friday the 13th.
helpin people move can be fun
add one part work with two parts drunkness throw in some come ups for extra flavor and whalah! you've got your self a good time.
i did come up on some good shit too:
a bike
a video camera
some nice sturdy crates to house my everygrowing vinyl collection
uhhh....a microwave
and some random lil stuff a can't remember...
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add one part work with two parts drunkness throw in some come ups for extra flavor and whalah! you've got your self a good time.
i did come up on some good shit too:
a bike
a video camera
some nice sturdy crates to house my everygrowing vinyl collection
uhhh....a microwave
and some random lil stuff a can't remember...
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jasperellah:
i wish weird random stranger people wouldnt talk to me... you have the life, killer
thanx for the long reply
.. i o u
..im really tired and hungry and i need to go do those things...
helping peope is fun... when theyr not inbread
thanx for the long reply
.. i o u
..im really tired and hungry and i need to go do those things...
helping peope is fun... when theyr not inbread
mrzablowdowski:
it's pillage and booty
that's the pirates life
that's the pirates life
too lazy to type anything of importance or intrest......
move on....
move on....
jasperellah:
glad you liked my story! i liked yours a lot better though.... hahah glad im not yr crush!.... hah.. nice journal entry
i liked yours a lot better though.... hahah glad im not yr crush!.... hah.. nice journal entry The word of the day is done.
I'm sitting here alone in my room listening to the Cure wondering why in the hell I'm not out having fun. Everyone seems to be busy doing stupid stuff tonight, like packing and cleaning! Those dorks should stop and hang out with me because I'm cool and nice and I smell kinda good...well thats not true I smell...
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I'm sitting here alone in my room listening to the Cure wondering why in the hell I'm not out having fun. Everyone seems to be busy doing stupid stuff tonight, like packing and cleaning! Those dorks should stop and hang out with me because I'm cool and nice and I smell kinda good...well thats not true I smell...
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bkwill:
gotta love the cure.
mrzablowdowski:
lord digby, lord digby, the peasants are revolting!
lord digby, lord digby, the natives are restless!
lord digby, lord digby, the natives are restless!
allo allo!!!
guess its time to update this thing and inform you of the whats its whose its and huhs of my seemingly boring life.
One test left tomorrow. One paper due Friday. No worries.
I am a complete slacker. If there was a kingdom for layziness I'd be at least a mysteriously charming count. I don't know what I'd be called though. you got...
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guess its time to update this thing and inform you of the whats its whose its and huhs of my seemingly boring life.
One test left tomorrow. One paper due Friday. No worries.
I am a complete slacker. If there was a kingdom for layziness I'd be at least a mysteriously charming count. I don't know what I'd be called though. you got...
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mrzablowdowski:
in your underwear chewing kolbassa sipping schlitz it's wrestling
the good life! perhapes "Lord Digby" although that may sound too gay
the good life! perhapes "Lord Digby" although that may sound too gay
cozybear:
heheh you're too cute!
I definitely belong in your kingdom of slack too. It's a big kingdom.
I definitely belong in your kingdom of slack too. It's a big kingdom.
pear cinder for myself on ice is nice
xoxo