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Friday Aug 06, 2004

Aug 5, 2004
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Fuck!
I had a decently sized entry typed up and I erased it by being a dumbass. So instead of the thought provoking and heart warming entry about my observations on the N. African Warthog I had planned, I will just entertain you with some humor.

So John Kerry, George W. Bush, and Ralph Nader walk into a bar. The Bartender turns around and says, "What is this a joke!?"

BADA-BING

How many political idealist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they never change anything

ZING

I know, I know your asking yourself "How does he do it?" Well i can say is that its a gift, a hillarious gift from God. Don't question it just let it flow...

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
mrzablowdowski:
The olympian gods look down on you with great favor this week.
The oracle has foretold.
Aug 9, 2004
yourname:
you had an ellen feiss moment? thanks for the luck, but i doubt i'll find her.

yeah SD. well, i'll wait until my friends move back up here. mmm...warthogs.
Aug 14, 2004

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