jjay

Today is a grave day here on the farm. An event is about to occur that effects my entire life. After it is over things will change. The complete outcome is yet to be calculated. It is Laundry day! AHHHHHHH....cower before the evil that is Laundry Day!!!

*stiff little fingers-wasted life, is blaring out the speakers*

Have you seen my pride?
I think I left it at the busstop
...or maybe it was stolen
I have no clue how long it's been missing
Hmm....
I guess I didn't miss it
Well in any case let me describe it
It's really not much to look at
small and quiet.....
Wow, I guess thats it
No wonder I didn't notice it was missing

Something tells me I should find it
Will you help me look?
....
Ok you go that way and I'll go this
Hey wait a minute whats that clinched in your fist?
....Oh you found it
Your right it's probally better kept in your pocket...


*The Pixies-where is my head now engulfs the room*

The boy that cried wolf was as happy as could be untill the day he got bit on the ass...