beautifully wasted the weekend away
it all seems so squished up its hard to make sence of it...
like pulling gum out of your hair.
Thursday night I drank by myself and played videogames.
Friday is kind of a blur I remeber going to a party and playing jenga than throwing jenga talkin to a butt slut watching billy madison throwing chips at people and getting hit on by some guy....i'm just not sure of the order.
Saturday woke up confused and disoriented in a strange bed. it turned out to be my friends. went home and proceeded to throw a barbaque, ate too much played some bones....did i ever tell you i'm a dominoe god? i never lose....but its the only thig i EVER win. anyway the barbaque was good than i went over to see my friend at his work where i got a couple pints than went over to my other friends apartment and watched him and his girl fall asleep...those lame-os pulled out weak. So I went across the street and met up with a lady who shall remain nameless came back here and the rest is rock n' roll history...
it was a very fun but dissatisfying weekend.
i'm hungry.
make me a samich biatch!
it all seems so squished up its hard to make sence of it...
like pulling gum out of your hair.
Thursday night I drank by myself and played videogames.
Friday is kind of a blur I remeber going to a party and playing jenga than throwing jenga talkin to a butt slut watching billy madison throwing chips at people and getting hit on by some guy....i'm just not sure of the order.
Saturday woke up confused and disoriented in a strange bed. it turned out to be my friends. went home and proceeded to throw a barbaque, ate too much played some bones....did i ever tell you i'm a dominoe god? i never lose....but its the only thig i EVER win. anyway the barbaque was good than i went over to see my friend at his work where i got a couple pints than went over to my other friends apartment and watched him and his girl fall asleep...those lame-os pulled out weak. So I went across the street and met up with a lady who shall remain nameless came back here and the rest is rock n' roll history...
it was a very fun but dissatisfying weekend.
i'm hungry.
make me a samich biatch!
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
freckle:
i didn't get my samich, you ain't getting one either!
mrzablowdowski:
fried balogna ok?