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What if everyone in the world knew karate?

Today I am hungover. I found a new way to temporarily forget about feeling like shit: Get up at 5:30am take a scalding hot shower in the dark. Repeat as needed. Am I a genius, or am I still drunk?

You know, I don't have any 'friends' on here and I don't really know anyone else who's into SG. And I don't know why I thought that would be a precursor to what I'm about to write, but whatever...

Has anyone noticed how many canadians there are on here? Don't get me wrong, I love Canadians as much as the next guy, but there are...
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I've been sick for two weeks. I've got some sort of death mucous crawling down my throat and leaking from my face. I'm selling jars of it on ebay and donating a percentage of proceeds to my antibiotic fund, and another percentage to the People Fund.

I'm no good at sitting down and organizing my thoughts into a cohesive flow of work that's anything more than bland.

I went to work today...hungover. I sat through dealing with clients who waste my time (not all clients waste my time, just today's lucky draw), but at least got to eat on the company dime. I ate dinner afterwards, and then settled in for...
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