Why I love being a girl?  And why do I hate it?  Well, I started my period today at work.   There's nothing more enriching than talking to a table and feel a stab of pain in your abdomen.  Once I realized what it was, ya better had watched out na!  I was a royal bitch.  I was supposed to work a nice 11 am to 9 pm shift.  So I started complaining how I was a woman and hated my period.  I wanted someone to rip out my uterus.  A manager said that he was feeling crampy too.  I looked him straight in the eye and asked "well, do you have a piece of condensed cotton stuck up your twat absorbing the lining of your uterus?  Then don't fricken tell me YOUR cramppy."  So they sent me home.  I guess that was too much info for them.  And that's why I love being a woman.
   There's nothing more enriching than talking to a table and feel a stab of pain in your abdomen.  Once I realized what it was, ya better had watched out na!  I was a royal bitch.  I was supposed to work a nice 11 am to 9 pm shift.  So I started complaining how I was a woman and hated my period.  I wanted someone to rip out my uterus.  A manager said that he was feeling crampy too.  I looked him straight in the eye and asked "well, do you have a piece of condensed cotton stuck up your twat absorbing the lining of your uterus?  Then don't fricken tell me YOUR cramppy."  So they sent me home.  I guess that was too much info for them.  And that's why I love being a woman.   
    
  
must...study...must...study...DAMN YOU INFERNAL, ADDICTING WEBSITE. if i didn't have to use the computer to study, maybe this would be easier!
come on people! talk to me! where the hell is everyone? oh wait. it's saturday night. i forgot that most people have social lives. CURSES! 
 
    
   There's nothing more enriching than talking to a table and feel a stab of pain in your abdomen.  Once I realized what it was, ya better had watched out na!  I was a royal bitch.  I was supposed to work a nice 11 am to 9 pm shift.  So I started complaining how I was a woman and hated my period.  I wanted someone to rip out my uterus.  A manager said that he was feeling crampy too.  I looked him straight in the eye and asked "well, do you have a piece of condensed cotton stuck up your twat absorbing the lining of your uterus?  Then don't fricken tell me YOUR cramppy."  So they sent me home.  I guess that was too much info for them.  And that's why I love being a woman.
   There's nothing more enriching than talking to a table and feel a stab of pain in your abdomen.  Once I realized what it was, ya better had watched out na!  I was a royal bitch.  I was supposed to work a nice 11 am to 9 pm shift.  So I started complaining how I was a woman and hated my period.  I wanted someone to rip out my uterus.  A manager said that he was feeling crampy too.  I looked him straight in the eye and asked "well, do you have a piece of condensed cotton stuck up your twat absorbing the lining of your uterus?  Then don't fricken tell me YOUR cramppy."  So they sent me home.  I guess that was too much info for them.  And that's why I love being a woman.   
    
  
must...study...must...study...DAMN YOU INFERNAL, ADDICTING WEBSITE. if i didn't have to use the computer to study, maybe this would be easier!
come on people! talk to me! where the hell is everyone? oh wait. it's saturday night. i forgot that most people have social lives. CURSES!
 
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      autumn:
      
      
      
    
  Wow... I wanna say sumthin like that to a manager. Thats great.
      brandy:
      
      
      
    
  Your cat tat is really cute. Do you have any plans on getting more?