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jizzikah

Corpus Christi, TX & Honolulu, HI

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Thursday Oct 16, 2003

Oct 16, 2003
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Santa, is that you?!!?

So this guy who makes him self look like Santa Clause comes into work the other day. He gabs it up with the servers and gives them these color copies of his picture. He gives the same picture to some kiddos in the restaurant.

The next day he comes back in and asks for the servers that he talked to the previous night. He hands them this Christmas card he made and asked them if they would like some of these cards to give to family and friends. They say yes. So he tells them he will be back tomorrow with some cards for them.

He comes back the next day with a box full of these Christmas cards. They're nice too. It has him as Santa Clause on the front cover and a cute lil X Mas story on the inside. He drops them off really fast and takes off. The servers open the box and what do they find? A BILL FOR LIKE $400.00!!!!! He wanted them to buy these cards from him and sell them to people!!!!! They contact him and try to return it, saying it was a big misunderstanding. So what happens??

A couple days later, his lawyer shows up at the restaurant saying his client is going to sue them for breach of contract or some ridiculous shit like that. Moral of the story: If you were told that Santa doesn't exist when you were younger, there was a reason. Santa is an asshole.
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jj_r0x0rz:
hehe yea! yup that was a personal experience hehehe , it was funny though because neither of the brothers knew that they were at the party.. they both came with friends.... hahaha
but it was a good experience i think hehehe what's your story?
Oct 17, 2003
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They didn't sign anything right? Dear God, I hope they didn't sign "anything." Selling Xmas cards. Haha. Tell them good luck and I'll buy a box.
Oct 17, 2003

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