jizzikah

Today is my two year anniversery. Wow. Two years. By far my longest relationship. He woke me up this morning, kiss after kiss, until I got up. He brought me downstairs and on the table was a beautiful boquet of flowers and my favorite breakfast: eggs, bacon, hashbrown casserole and two blackberry pancakes (yeah, it cam from Cracker Barrel, but that's the only place I truly enjoy breakfast). He made coffee the way I like it, strong. He prefers weak, but he suffered for me. And now he's watching football. Well, at least I got some form of romance, even if it only lasted the course of breakfast. Oh well. I still love him.

So the other day I was at work, and I had to clean the breakroom. I was picking up all the dishes and throwing away the newspapers. I just happened to grab one paper that was folded over. It unfolded when I picked it up and THERE WAS A LINE HIDDEN IN THERE!!! I couldn't believe...well I could b/c a lot of the older women at work are coke/crank heads. I just laughed and threw it away, as tempting as it was....I could just imagine the owner getting on the intercom, screaming, "ALRIGHT GUYS! I HAD A LINE OF COKE HIDDEN IN A NEWSPAPER AND NOW IT'S GONE. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MY TABLES, AND WHOEVER DID IT BETTER PUT A LINE BACK FOR ME BY THE TIME I GET BACK!" man, that was funny.... So what was the weirdest thing you've found at work?