jiveturkey

I survived Thanksgiving. The turkey at my mother house was fuckin GROSS! ( moms didnt cook it) thank christ she got a honey baked ham.
There is an Art Show down in Coconut Grove today, Im have to go to that and see what the deal is. IT IS COLD HERE. 50 something degrees. AND WINDY!! WHERE IS THAT FL SUN???

When I clicked on...
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I tried to upload pictures todat at work, and NO DICE. I did download the song from the Fast Times at Richmond High soundtrack "Heavy Metal" by sammy haggar. I LOVE IT. It makes me want to own a tansam with a bird on the hood. SO TRASH.

I ate at Burger King today and Im like TORE UP! NEVER AGAIN. Im a Micky D's...
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John is carrying his tazor gun now. They were just issued to cops. He had to get shocked by it first though.
The gun shoots out 2 fish hooks that go into the skin and gives off 50,000 Volts for 5 seconds. he had it done twice.
He said it was the worst thing that he has ever done! lol
hes nutts, and im late...
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sweet bejesus!
I watched HBO last night and was like, yeah, this confirms that I have to do a set. Ive been thinking about it for a while but was just uneasy about someone else owning the rights. But I dont think that im going to be on American Idol anytime soon, so Im going to get shootin sometime soon.

Annie was smokin with her...
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im not getting tattooed tonight? My husband is taking to long on his sleeve, they are adding more shit.
Im sad.

Daaaaang, Its about time, I finally got around to posting some pictures. And one of my little girl. Vampira!
She thought that we were putting real blood on her.

I was up at like 5am this morning, like a pop tart. I went and spun at the gym at 530-630. I am tired!!!


Im so pumped that this cold front is coming in.

I think...
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Im so fuckin hung over yesterday. And I got my period on Sunday. Which blows. Im going to try and go to the gym in the morning. Im getting tattooed on thursday, which is going to be so painfull. A cold front is coming in this weekend. Im going out this weekend.
We are planning a drive to Indiana at the begining of Feb. Johns...
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A booty entry follows:
-I am really tired
- It is a BEAUTIFUL SOUTH FLORIDA DAY
- Went to the beach this morning with the mad hadder and got sun kissed
-A good day to live in Miami
-Gettin all gussied up tonight for moms wedding
-Gettin all drunk tonight becuase there is open bar
-Hope to make it home tonight, I drink like a...
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Im fuckin stressed! Madison ( our daughter shes 7) just lost the gameboy that was bought for her. My husband is like good, im like GRRRRRR... I spoil her so much that she doesnt respect anything!

We are making her a "daily chore schedule" on the computer. Although we have a house keeper that comes and cleans we have her doing little things like sweeping...
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Where am I? Its Monday, I fuckin hate Mondays because Im like in the gym from 6:00-8:30pm. However, with being such a good girl at the gym , im going to taco bell for dinner and pickin up me and the old man a super-duper-burrito supremo! OHHH -YEAHHHHHH!

My mother is getting married on Sunday at this posh place (south beachy) and im wearing a...
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The weather here is still rank, and HOT!

I ate a tuna salad sandwhich for lunch and washed it down with diet coke and a peanutbutter cup, ( I FUCKIN LOVE THOSE).

Im taking a spin class tonight and then going for the spray tan. Im so fuckin pale and Im wearing a black velvet dress in a week.

I tried to post some new...
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The weather down here is booty...
Its so fuckin hot outside and raining, I DONT GET IT. Not to mention when it storms really bad, I always seem to find my way to the food mart coming out with a fuckin cart of goods.
I got home soaking wet, my truck was the last car in the parking lot! Its this IRISH luck that a...
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