jimtorious

I am supposed to be driving to vantoria right now and yet, here i am writing this and trying to figure out how to tell the woman I love that I won't be coming...

It's time to think of the solution...

You won't be happy with me,
But give me one more chance.
You won't be happy anyway...

Why do we still live here?
In this repulsive town.
All our friends are in New York.

My Declaration!

When I get back from this weekend, I am going to do something about this "art" thing. Seriously, I mean it...

Hooray! I am unemployed again. Now the trick is in purchasing the winning lottery ticket. Fuck would I laugh...

Today I saw "grafitti" that read:

If you can read this, you're a BITCH!

Awesome! I love the random ones like that. One time I saw one that said:

FUCKING BINGO!

Although my all time fave is this:

I broke her heart with the back of my hand

Don't get me wrong here, I don't condone violence in the least; but that's fucking funny shit...
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Dear _______,

I really fucking hate you today. I am not saying this is a forever thing, but I think I am going to play it cool for a while. I love how you are giving everyone the what for, calling them on their shit, except yourself that is. That sure is cute. I love that you are so deeply offended when I refer to...
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... and it sucks balls!