jimtorious

One bad thing about painting on gigantic pieces of wood is that you end up using all your effing paint on one damn painting. Scrunty Whore!

I won $180 on a VLT at lunch today. Yupee!

My hair is out of control. I haven't cut it since November, because I want a hairstyle rather than a haircut, if that makes any sense. Anyways, when I do get a hairstyle, I will show you what it looks like. If in fact anyone ever reads this.

I was goig to put this in the "Dirty Little Secrets" post, but I don't think anyone will believe me.

I once went to a bush party and got wasted. I then convinced a friend of mine to give me a ride back to town. When the time came to go, I found him passed out in his truck. I had to work, I had...
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I don't believe in god, but here is a random thought I just had. What if god was just trying to make a bunch of balls. So many things in the universe are ball shaped. Maybe he/she/it just really liked balls. Life is just the moldy goo on gods toy balls. Praise god for making all these balls. Praise god for not cleaning the balls...
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Nothing to see here folks, move along.

Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Jebus, Santa, Santa!

Say what you will about U2, but I sure wish that I could have a black streak of me shooting out 100' behind me. That would be killer!_ _ _(choose your own silly Emoticons).

My bosses gave me a $1000 christmas bonus today! I am speechless, stunned. I keep thinking of all the things I could buy. There are simply too many options, which is something I am completely unaccustomed to. Well, there are much worse problems to have I suppose. I am mostly thinking digital camera or ipod like devise or maybe another trip to Vantoria(I never go...
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