I don't believe in god, but here is a random thought I just had. What if god was just trying to make a bunch of balls. So many things in the universe are ball shaped. Maybe he/she/it just really liked balls. Life is just the moldy goo on gods toy balls. Praise god for making all these balls. Praise god for not cleaning the balls very often. I think I'm really on to something here.
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