jimtorious

I am a freak magnet. I have known this for years. Ussually this is more entertaining than anything, but today was just too much. I went Fringing with my Mira(daughter, 5yrs old). Once we got there I realized that I had forgotten our sunscreen, so we ran to the IGA to replenish our supply. When we were in line, this old dude starts talking to Mira."Jesus loves you, and He's coming soon you know?". Then he goes off into some wrath and doom tangent about the unbelievers and sinners. So I lost it a little. I tried to be polite, but he kept talking over me, getting louder as he went. So I screamed "ENOUGH!!! and everyone in the store looked at us. "You have no right to speak to anyone like this. Especially my daughter. She is mine to raise as I see fit and besides, Jesus would never approach a five year old and put the fear of god in her." Someone behind me said "Amen" and started clapping and the old dude seriously lost it. Veins were sticking up on his head and neck. He started screaming and his eyes were insane and bulging, spit was flying out of his mouth. I thought he was going to attack me or explode. Then the crack security came and grabbed him and took him away. Welcome to my crazy life.