Dear _______,
I really fucking hate you today. I am not saying this is a forever thing, but I think I am going to play it cool for a while. I love how you are giving everyone the what for, calling them on their shit, except yourself that is. That sure is cute. I love that you are so deeply offended when I refer to your gaggle of girls as your "harem", but get all uppity when one of them laughs at my jokes. For that matter, I love that you sit there and say my lack of self confidense is a joke and the momment I start to develop some pluck I am suddenly "stealing your thunder". Nevermind that you are still messing with "Her" head. Dude! Seriously! That shit has got to stop! You can be a dick to me all you want, but you gotta get off the fence with "Her". Regard my words here. This is not me being jealous. Either do it or do not, and by "not" I mean not at all. Weakness of the groin is not a valid excuse anymore. You are fucking with some shit that will be fucked forevermore. She deserves better than what you are doing to her. Listen again to what I am saying. Be with her, or don't be with her. I know you are afraid of being your father, but the only thing you could do that would be worse than what you are doing now is hit her and you know I would fucking KILL you if that ever came to pass.
So yeah, basically Fuck You Asshole! Thanks for treating your real friends like shit and pandering to all the user loosers! Have fun with that. Oh and one last thing, this time, I will be saying "I told you so" Faggot!
Suppossedly,
your bestfriend,
Jim.
I really fucking hate you today. I am not saying this is a forever thing, but I think I am going to play it cool for a while. I love how you are giving everyone the what for, calling them on their shit, except yourself that is. That sure is cute. I love that you are so deeply offended when I refer to your gaggle of girls as your "harem", but get all uppity when one of them laughs at my jokes. For that matter, I love that you sit there and say my lack of self confidense is a joke and the momment I start to develop some pluck I am suddenly "stealing your thunder". Nevermind that you are still messing with "Her" head. Dude! Seriously! That shit has got to stop! You can be a dick to me all you want, but you gotta get off the fence with "Her". Regard my words here. This is not me being jealous. Either do it or do not, and by "not" I mean not at all. Weakness of the groin is not a valid excuse anymore. You are fucking with some shit that will be fucked forevermore. She deserves better than what you are doing to her. Listen again to what I am saying. Be with her, or don't be with her. I know you are afraid of being your father, but the only thing you could do that would be worse than what you are doing now is hit her and you know I would fucking KILL you if that ever came to pass.
So yeah, basically Fuck You Asshole! Thanks for treating your real friends like shit and pandering to all the user loosers! Have fun with that. Oh and one last thing, this time, I will be saying "I told you so" Faggot!
Suppossedly,
your bestfriend,
Jim.