Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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Most of my weekends are spent with my wife and her parents at their giant house in the country. Saturday I was out gathering wood for a giant fire and came across my father's old abandoned '84 Cadillac. It was already destroyed, but the one thing remained was the front windshield.

I bet most people here have seen The Usual Suspects. Remember that scene...
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lilianna:
you know i love you, right? cause i do. i love you a lot. i married you because i love you and you are the most wonderful odd weird boy i know. *kiss*

Monday Feb 21, 2005

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I like Haven
quite a bit. I also like my Volcano.
wolfwood:
I'd be getting my nostril pierced on my nose (not the septum) and getting my ear lobes re-pierced and possibly getting other spots on my ears pierced. Or maybe getting a monroe or under my lip pierced.

My friend has the side of her lip pierced. It's working out okay so far. I'm not a big fan of piercings in high traffic areas (hands, lip, tongue, etc.).
jimphillips:
A friend of mine got the webbing under her tongue pierced recently, she said it didn't hurt at all, but we all know pain is a relative thing anyway. The little barbell is bent like a boomerang. I think it might be my next one, since the wife doesn't want me whining about my lip hurting every time I smack it on something.

Thursday Dec 16, 2004

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Boredboredbored. If it weren't for the Volcano and the NYC Diesel, i'm sure i'd be even more bored. I dislike designing flyers and other commercial jonx, but it seems to be the best way to make money at this point. Stupid Quark. Stupid Illustrator. Don't even get me STARTED on CorelDraw...
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durinpunk:
dude, do you not work at Jimmy Johns anymore?
jimphillips:
Nope.

Wednesday Dec 08, 2004

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My fax machine is bored. Fax it anything, anytime. 608-260-8766. Sitting at home cursing the time zones.
nyhcx516:
thanks for the birtday wishes. ill see if i can fax you some stupis shit from work sometime soon, just dont fax back to the # i get you from or ill get in trouble smile

Saturday Nov 27, 2004

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We (i) took down the curtains during a bedroom re-arrange. People outside can clearly see inside. We have naked, tied-up sex, quite a bit. The idea of someone seeing my (our) pubes doesn't seem to bother me (us). Tip to the wise, walking down Regent Street, you might mind the sidwalk for a ways.
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moniker42:
The unmitigated ignorance!!!

AND THE DUMB SHIT FUCKING GUARDS!!!

Dude, I fucking hate jail. frown

Fuck it dude, lets go to toronto.

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jimphillips:
I bet you hate jail. Too bad you're not doing drugs, the time spent in Huber seems more bearable when you come back high and fall asleep.

Tuesday Nov 23, 2004

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Debating today as to whether or not to create a 'fisting' album. I'm not sure if people want to see my hand wrist-deep in my wife's ass, but what other people want to see isn't the point of this self-gratifying wasteland that is the internet. Thoughts?
moniker42:
Kinda ads new meaning to the phraise 'writst deep in poopy'
wolfwood:
Well, as long as you don't give it some misleading name like "cute cuddly babies" so that people know ahead of time what they will be seeing, I think it's fine.

Saturday Nov 20, 2004

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I like having sex. I like giving sex, I like getting sex. Sometimes I walk into my bedroom, my wife
is laying down watching tv, and i'll just take all my clothes off, strip her naked, and go down on her. There's no resistance on her part because she trusts me. I don't recoil in horror if her pussy smells funny or tastes bad, because...
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Sunday Oct 10, 2004

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So my wife's asked me to get more involved with SG, so i'll update my stuff more and post pictures. I finally got all my dns/web/mail/proxy hosting in-house, so more of my non-work time can be spent taking lewd photos and posting them here. Sorry, moniker42, but you WILL see my netherregions here.
moniker42:
I....I just threw up in my mouth.
moniker42:
btw, this is spinal tap is froody as god

Tuesday Sep 07, 2004

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i'm about to go lay some meatpipe in the anus of my wife, whilst she is blindfolded and tied up. life is good.
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moniker42:
ah-hahahahahaha
moniker42:
wait, so y'all are merried now?
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