My 8 year old just roasted an adult.
I'm visiting with my kids and the oldest and youngest are asleep. My middle child, Lucas is watching a magician on Netflix with me, my co-parent, Lindsey, and one of her friends. Her friend commented at something that she hated people and my son out of nowhere retorted "so you hate yourself and me?" We all laughed and I told her that she just got roasted by an 8 year old. She took it in stride and went on to remark that she'd wanted to show us a video of a magician from Atlanta. Lucas moves closer to her, seemingly interested in the video she's preparing to play and asks "do you hate him too?".
I am so proud of this lil bastard.