DUDE!!! (Shakes body violently)
WTF!!!
So, uh, I'm apparently conducting an experiment in celibacy. An involuntary experiment....I have zero fucking time for....well, fucking. It's been like 4 months, man. I'm gonna go nutz, no pun intended. I've been so busy that i haven't even thought about dating and shit, dare i say that i've been so busy that i didn't notice that i have been...
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WTF!!!
So, uh, I'm apparently conducting an experiment in celibacy. An involuntary experiment....I have zero fucking time for....well, fucking. It's been like 4 months, man. I'm gonna go nutz, no pun intended. I've been so busy that i haven't even thought about dating and shit, dare i say that i've been so busy that i didn't notice that i have been...
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So, um, nobody guessed my name......
It's Sh---
Wow, it's like almost 7 am and i am totally ready to go to work. I've made pies of my eyes and cotton in my mouth...
It's Sh---
Wow, it's like almost 7 am and i am totally ready to go to work. I've made pies of my eyes and cotton in my mouth...
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funkmunky:
oh, don't you worry, I will! I just got hooked up. 
CHA... CAAA GOOO YOU LOSE! lol
god i'm retarded... of course it is 9 am on a Saturday... what the hell am I doing up? oh yeah... working. on a weekend. fuck.
CHA... CAAA GOOO YOU LOSE! lol
god i'm retarded... of course it is 9 am on a Saturday... what the hell am I doing up? oh yeah... working. on a weekend. fuck.
surfbetty:
wow...you are the first comment on got on that phrase... 
Added new super-cool avatar pic.....ever so suave...
By looking at my face, can you guess what my name really is? The winner gets a special reward.....
It's not Jimmy.....and i still have no pants...
(dons warpaint)
FREEDOM!!!
By looking at my face, can you guess what my name really is? The winner gets a special reward.....
It's not Jimmy.....and i still have no pants...
(dons warpaint)
FREEDOM!!!
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funkmunky:
meh. it was worth a try. I don't have a clue what your name is. Mine's Dave. There, I said it. I'm outted. DAVE!!! --Funk
funkmunky:
I guess that works. are you "of the dead"?
....do i have pants on right now? no, i prefer to post in the semi-nude....with you in mind...
Edited to not sound like a bastard.
Edited to not sound like a bastard.
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thelefthand:
yeah, i wanna hear the bastard....
p.s. go mi! wi! mn!
lets put up a border.....
p.s. go mi! wi! mn!
lets put up a border.....
jewcy:
uh.. is it wrong that that's hot?
ps: no! it's little pete from the adventures of pete and pete. i weep because you didn't know.
ps: no! it's little pete from the adventures of pete and pete. i weep because you didn't know.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
IT HAPPENED!!!!!
GOD SAVE US, THIS LUNATIC WILL RUIN US ALL!!!!<- that website kills me
Well kids, another four years of redneck wisdom on capital hill.
Looks like I'm moving to Canada!!!
ps. load up on guns....Fallujah is next!!!
Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
Brother will kill brother
Spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion
Something I don't understand
Fools like me, who cross...
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IT HAPPENED!!!!!
GOD SAVE US, THIS LUNATIC WILL RUIN US ALL!!!!<- that website kills me
Well kids, another four years of redneck wisdom on capital hill.
Looks like I'm moving to Canada!!!
ps. load up on guns....Fallujah is next!!!
Holy Wars...The Punishment Due
Brother will kill brother
Spilling blood across the land
Killing for religion
Something I don't understand
Fools like me, who cross...
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september_____:
PS: I love your icon
pixie_fragments:
this is sad.
i tried to eat the shrubby soul four years ago when my stomach was stronger and i was more masochistic.
alas, i could not ingest the atrocity that is our president.
i would try again but i fear it might kill me and he's not worth my death.
speaking of moving to canada. i might be moving to mexico to live w/ my friend from high school. not for another few years or so but ya maybe.
i tried to eat the shrubby soul four years ago when my stomach was stronger and i was more masochistic.
alas, i could not ingest the atrocity that is our president.
i would try again but i fear it might kill me and he's not worth my death.
speaking of moving to canada. i might be moving to mexico to live w/ my friend from high school. not for another few years or so but ya maybe.
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xbronzebeautyx:
to be honest it wasn't as bad as i thought it was going to be....i had my mom there to tell me when to take my meds....and for the first few days i could barely get out of bed at all!!! so if u could get someone to stay with u for a few days that would be ur best bet!! good luck!!
natsuko:
You kinda look like an Asian egg in that last one.
Damn, i went through all the trouble of wishing people on my friends list happy halloween...and i got two replies.....2.
It helps they were both from cool people, but damn.
Then again i am sitting in front of my computer, alone, on the greatest day of the year....what a fucking loser...everyone's probably doing cool stuff...i suck
It helps they were both from cool people, but damn.
Then again i am sitting in front of my computer, alone, on the greatest day of the year....what a fucking loser...everyone's probably doing cool stuff...i suck
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truextilxdeath:
I never got a Happy Halloween comment from you. But I'll wish you a happy belated one anyway.
shayne:
pictures from halloween are up! ... hope yours was a good one!
Awesome...just plain fucking awesome.
Glass Casket!!
The oldest member of the band is like 19, too bad they all look like Gap models....
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Glass Casket!!
The oldest member of the band is like 19, too bad they all look like Gap models....
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
cassiopeia:
Hehe. I like your new profile picture.
pixie_fragments:
im the only soul eater 'round these parts.
this town aint big enough for the two of us.
first to eat 100 souls win!!!
bring it on herr fuehrer!!!
this town aint big enough for the two of us.
first to eat 100 souls win!!!
bring it on herr fuehrer!!!
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pixie_fragments:
ich weiss ein kleines deutsche.
can you teach me? i'm a fast learner, and i study hard.
promise i wont eat your soul.
can you teach me? i'm a fast learner, and i study hard.
promise i wont eat your soul.
pixie_fragments:
really?
pixie makes big nin-com-poop face.
though its much cuter than the wretched bush fuck
pixie makes big nin-com-poop face.
though its much cuter than the wretched bush fuck
Yo necesito un Testimoniale!!!
Ich habe keine Testimonials.
damn...i'm apparently really bored but didn't realize it until just now.
Ich habe keine Testimonials.
damn...i'm apparently really bored but didn't realize it until just now.
natsuko:
I'll give you one if you give me one.
[Edited on Nov 17, 2004 11:42PM]