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Wednesday Nov 09, 2005

Nov 9, 2005
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OUCH!!!! So i just had a "i don't know what" removed from my abdomen today via a sharp razor blade and a cut happy doctor...There are not enough pain killers in the world to quell the fire that burns just below my stomach. Nothing starts the day better than being slashed to ribbons. I'm told it was for my own good...i honestly thought it was cancer...im extremely thrilled that it was not. Didn't mention it to anyone cos i didn't want to freak yous out...now it's gone, so OUCH!

On a completely different note (perhaps F#)...I GOT MY DANGER MOUSE DVD!!! Not a lot of people that i know (Except Genevieve) knows what the hell i'm talking about, but this cartoon used to rock my world when i was like 3 years old. For nostalgic reasons i bought the first two seasons on dvd and am enjoying it muchly on my road to recovery.

Wish me well...i hurt in ways that would kill a lesser man...my penis is fine though, don't worry. It wasn't even involved....i must be high off of these magic pills they gave me. Magic doors and such...whew...i can't even walk. Someone send me a magic carpet, er maybe i could will one into existence. Boy am i glad i don't have to drive any where.

Wish i could walk right now; i'd love to get a cold glass of water. Jim is thirsty.

I'm going to speak with a recruiter on Tuesday...are you excited for me? Didn't think so...oh well. I promise I won't do anything rash and sign my life away without thinking it over...and over and over. kiss cassi kiss

Enjoy yourself,
His Jimminess

PS. I edited this journal to correct myself...apparently DM did have a bigger following than i originally deduced (love that word). Sorry folks...we should have a Danger Mouse viewing party...i did just buy the entire catalog.. wink

pps...was just listening to Rev. Al Green's rendition of "Unchained Melody"...that is the shit!!! Makes me wanna light a candle or two, turn off the lights and....man, im alone...nevermind.
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funkmunky:
okay, now WHEN is it again, and where?

you'll hafta forgive me, brotha... i haven't been myself lately.

it wasn't me, it was the one armed man!!!

surreal

-- ooo aaa
Nov 11, 2005
meldarko:
yeah, it's not right, so i'm quietly getting a new job lined up and getting my personal affects out of my office... i have morals, so i'm not going to screw him the way he screwed me, i could throw all of his files in the dumpster and start stealing away his customers, but i'm not the asshole he is... i'd prefer to have a job through all of this so i refuse to go nuts in front of him or anyone else there... the worst part is that i can't even tell the girls that work for me, that i'm leaving on the first train out... i hated the corporate bull shit anyway, just sucks that it went down like this
Nov 12, 2005

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