Wednesday Feb 02, 2005

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Remember when seals were the shit? Ballancing balls on their noses, clapping their fins, makiing that honking sound while huge crowds across the globe gathered to applaud and take pictures at zoos. What happened? No one cares about seals anymore. It's all dolphins and gorillas...
How hack.
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That's because the dolphins and gorillas are masterminding a secret underground race war with the humans over planet earth. But first must become close to the two-legged man by performing tricks, and eating snackies.

But someday: BLOOD!!! *dolphin squeal*
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That's because the dolphins and gorillas are masterminding a secret underground race war with the humans over planet earth. But first must become close to the two-legged man by performing tricks, and eating snackies.

But someday: BLOOD!!! *dolphin squeal*
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