Okay, okay, okay... would you rather be an amazing surfer with a fantastic body but you're illiterate... or a crazy genius writer on the level of Paul Auster or James Ellroy but you have Dick Cheaney's body? Or third option: you're you but 10% larger in all aspects.
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