jimmy_the_worm

NEWSFLASH!

I can't do anything right.

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

It's my birthday today. Twenty-nine long fucking years.

Christ, somebody kill me.

I know there's boobs and all on here, but all the cursive makes me feel kinda fruity. Is that natural?

I have arrived.
I am no good in cybernetic social situations, but I like looking at naked ladies. Now I have something else that is both Internet-related and a huge vacu-suck on my time and effort.
Still.
Best birthday present ever.