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jimmy_the_worm

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Friday Sep 15, 2006

Sep 15, 2006
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My ladyfriend's moving in a month's time. And I figure that's as good a time as any to throw in the towel, sexually speaking. At least for a while. A friend of mine was telling me about a massage parlor in town, so if I really start to miss getting jerked off, I can part with fifty bucks and have it done literally. In the meantime, I'm gonna get some reading and writing done and quit letting my dick pull me around.
Of course, membership to this website should help keep me warm on those lonely autumn nights.

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