My check In Coordinator advised me today by e-mail that I left out some things in my book submission. Namely, my biography, "key note" and tags for retail outlets to search for my book. I intentionally left out the biography. I would rather not have a biography, especially since I'm not even publishing the book under my actual name, but here are my responses.

Author Biography (50 words). This will be included in your book or on your cover and provided to book wholesalers and retailers.

Jim and Linsa are actually two figments of each other’s imaginations. They spend a lot of time together driving around Northern California’s Bay Area in Jim’s 1998 Toyota Avalon recording their conversations. They have a Tumblr with 500 followers and have been together for over a thousand years.

Keynote : The keynote or "elevator pitch" that should consist of one or two sentences (25 word-count limit), which succinctly tell readers what the book is about and why they should buy it.

I believe I already provided this as follows (as nearly as I can recall).

Have a few bong rips and float through the hentai universe of Jim and Linsa, where spirits abound and all they want is sex.

Key search words that will help people find your title through retail outlets. (Up to 12 words/phrases)

Love

Betrayal

Romance

Love Affair

Channel

Hentai

Spirit Guide

Satire

Comedy

Chakras

New Age

Sex

Whaddya think?