Haven't blogged about golf in a while. Basically I play golf to get pissed off. Don't know why but I do. And it makes no sense whatsoever. Last week I shot a 98 with a 13 on one hole, a 9 on another and an 8 on another. I wasn't pissed off! Today I shot 80 and was totally pissed off, because the object is to shoot 79 and I almost did but I didn't.

I refuse to beg, plead, get down on my knees and pray to break 80. Nope. I'd rather get pissed off than humble myself. I'd rather be pissed off than pious. I don't like piety.