Well, got the news - I got the apartment! This monday is the day i get the keys. Tuesday i'm getting a some new furniture delivered. A nice 3 piece sectional couch with a chaise lounge as one of the sections. I could rearrange it in different ways and make it look like ancient Egypt. When i think of all the sexual positions possible on this piece of fine furniture, it just blows my mind! But i'll probably just be masturbating by myself. What a waste of good furniture.
I still have to get a bed, so maybe i'll just sleep in a sleeping bag Rambo style for a while.
My wife probably thinks i'll come begging back to her. WRONG! Mark my words: I will live in a cardboard box on the streets of New York before i go back to her.
Now that i'll be free, i'll be getting a tattoo. It's gonna be awesome!
I still have to get a bed, so maybe i'll just sleep in a sleeping bag Rambo style for a while.
My wife probably thinks i'll come begging back to her. WRONG! Mark my words: I will live in a cardboard box on the streets of New York before i go back to her.
Now that i'll be free, i'll be getting a tattoo. It's gonna be awesome!
brite_red_scream:
Sometimes divorce can be the best thing in the world....i thank myself everyday for giving myself back the freedom i was losing out on for years....*sigh*...i love the single life
livingdeadkirst:
yay...apartment 