Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
so anyways... i forgot to take my defensive driving course so now i gotta shell out $145 and talk to the judge and explain why I don't need to have an arrest warrant put out on me. If it isn't one its another.
I haven't been doing so well keeping up with my Michigan friends. I feel like a shit about that.
Eh, I dunno.. I'm back in the gym to get my far arse back into shape. I ran a mile it kicked my ass. I used to run 9 like it was cool. Damn
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xcdat:
Ahh... Come on... You always knew I was a sap.
dorkgirl:
Dork!!!
