So.. heres a little story that happened at work.. allow me just to cut and paste the converstaion that me and ricky had on aim.. I'm sofakingjimbo (duh)
SofaKingJimbo (9:25:51 PM): you know the song sailor man by turbonegro?
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:55 PM): it makes me wanna dance
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:57 PM): yea
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:07 PM): haha
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:08 PM): welp
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:20 PM): i told you i work at a car dealership right?
hahaihopeyoudie (9:26:27 PM): yeahp
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:38 PM): i work in the warehouse adjacent to it
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:42 PM): where all the parts are
hahaihopeyoudie (9:26:50 PM): aye
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:50 PM): i got my mp3 player playin and shit back there
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:51 PM): so
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:55 PM): i'm sweepin
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:09 PM): and the service manager walks back there
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:16 PM): while salior man is playin
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:17 PM): and
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:19 PM): i'm singin it
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:21 PM): haha
hahaihopeyoudie (9:27:27 PM): haahahhahaahah
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:00 PM): yeah so he looks at me funny now
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:04 PM): prolly thinks i'm gay
hahaihopeyoudie (9:28:32 PM): hahaaha
hahaihopeyoudie (9:28:38 PM): thats awesome
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:38 PM): Oh so handsome -
Oh so strong -
Tell me stories of distant shores -
All night long -
I shiver all over -
When I see your lovly tan -
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes -
Your a sailor man -
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:48 PM): Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man - Take me along -
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong -
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:57 PM): Oh sailor man -
I sure hope you don't drown-
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town -
You know your to New York, New York -
Where we can go to bars -
A strong blonde handsome sailor -
Norwegians call you Lars -
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:00 PM): haahahhaah
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:03 PM): Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man -
I'd gladly die -
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:10 PM): Sailor Man -
Oh, sailor man -
Please take my hand -
Oh tender sailor man
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:12 PM): haha
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:24 PM): it was covered by the real mckenzies
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:26 PM): so
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:30 PM): there were bag pipes and shit
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:31 PM): haahahha
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:31 PM): haha
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:33 PM): wow
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:38 PM): which makes it better
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:39 PM): like
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:41 PM): i wanna hear thaty
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:44 PM): them guys are
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:45 PM): a bunch of gay scotsmen
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:50 PM): hsahaah
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:03 PM): yeah
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:11 PM): i know how to make myself look like a homo nice and good
hahaihopeyoudie (9:30:24 PM): thats what yer good at
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:28 PM): i know
hahaihopeyoudie (9:30:28 PM): ill be back
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:31 PM): thats why ikeep you around
there so if you read that.. you got to much time on yer hands
SofaKingJimbo (9:25:51 PM): you know the song sailor man by turbonegro?
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:55 PM): it makes me wanna dance
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:57 PM): yea
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:07 PM): haha
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:08 PM): welp
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:20 PM): i told you i work at a car dealership right?
hahaihopeyoudie (9:26:27 PM): yeahp
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:38 PM): i work in the warehouse adjacent to it
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:42 PM): where all the parts are
hahaihopeyoudie (9:26:50 PM): aye
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:50 PM): i got my mp3 player playin and shit back there
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:51 PM): so
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:55 PM): i'm sweepin
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:09 PM): and the service manager walks back there
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:16 PM): while salior man is playin
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:17 PM): and
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:19 PM): i'm singin it
SofaKingJimbo (9:27:21 PM): haha
hahaihopeyoudie (9:27:27 PM): haahahhahaahah
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:00 PM): yeah so he looks at me funny now
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:04 PM): prolly thinks i'm gay
hahaihopeyoudie (9:28:32 PM): hahaaha
hahaihopeyoudie (9:28:38 PM): thats awesome
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:38 PM): Oh so handsome -
Oh so strong -
Tell me stories of distant shores -
All night long -
I shiver all over -
When I see your lovly tan -
And I can tell by your clear blue eyes -
Your a sailor man -
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:48 PM): Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man - Take me along -
Show me the porta-prince and Hong Kong -
SofaKingJimbo (9:28:57 PM): Oh sailor man -
I sure hope you don't drown-
I'd rather have you showing me Cape Town -
You know your to New York, New York -
Where we can go to bars -
A strong blonde handsome sailor -
Norwegians call you Lars -
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:00 PM): haahahhaah
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:03 PM): Oh sailor man -
From polar land -
Oh sailor man -
Come take my hand -
Oh sailor man -
I'd gladly die -
To see the ports of Rostock and Shanghai
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:10 PM): Sailor Man -
Oh, sailor man -
Please take my hand -
Oh tender sailor man
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:12 PM): haha
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:24 PM): it was covered by the real mckenzies
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:26 PM): so
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:30 PM): there were bag pipes and shit
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:31 PM): haahahha
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:31 PM): haha
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:33 PM): wow
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:38 PM): which makes it better
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:39 PM): like
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:41 PM): i wanna hear thaty
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:44 PM): them guys are
SofaKingJimbo (9:29:45 PM): a bunch of gay scotsmen
hahaihopeyoudie (9:29:50 PM): hsahaah
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:03 PM): yeah
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:11 PM): i know how to make myself look like a homo nice and good
hahaihopeyoudie (9:30:24 PM): thats what yer good at
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:28 PM): i know
hahaihopeyoudie (9:30:28 PM): ill be back
SofaKingJimbo (9:30:31 PM): thats why ikeep you around
there so if you read that.. you got to much time on yer hands
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sapiens:
funny! xcdat must be on drill instructor mode.

ella:
i love turbonegro
