Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.
She said, "Rectum."
so anyways... i forgot to take my defensive driving course so now i gotta shell out $145 and talk to the judge and explain why I don't need to have...
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xcdat:
Ahh... Come on... You always knew I was a sap.
dorkgirl:
Dork!!! 
bloodstorm:
Gil Hicks: Well, now, I'm not like Rush Limbaugh.
Brodie: Well, why not? Because he's fat? Now you have something against fat people, too?
Brodie: Well, why not? Because he's fat? Now you have something against fat people, too?
Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years....
[Your current age + bells]
Will chime!
When the heavens open...
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Deep within the womb of time,
a creature thus be born
The seed of life is united with
the egg of tyranny
Gestates forth from within the womb of life
for three-quarter and nigh a year
The creature thus be born!
The creature thus be formed!
And ye of years....
[Your current age + bells]
Will chime!
When the heavens open...
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xricox:
fucking love that show!!! I have a few episodes on my ipod.
I think i spent $1200 in the last 2 or 3 mnonths on my car.
I think i spent $1200 in the last 2 or 3 mnonths on my car.
littlecooter:
your weird
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littlecooter:
im totally not following the phone story above, i think i just lost interest half way through and stopped paying attention.
all i know about is the Alk Trio show, but im working that day.
all i know about is the Alk Trio show, but im working that day.
littlecooter:
i slept horribly!!!!!!!!! how about you?
i'm drinkin again
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weinerdog:
when did you stop????
cicatrixsid:
congrats!
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masaba:
are you suckin on a bong in your profile pic?
weinerdog:
time to update peckerhead. i called, you broke my heart 
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doxie:
Why, is that you in your profile picture, for once? 
dorkgirl:
I am so sorry about your car. That sucks ass. The need a stilleto heel in their eye. 
So tonight I learned that Crunchy Taco Hamburger Helper t'aint so good.
So this morning I get up shit, shower, and shave. Get ready to go to work. It was a nice morning. Then I noticed something was weird about my car. My gas lid was open. Then I noticed that my car doors where just barely latched. I opened my front door and I...
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So this morning I get up shit, shower, and shave. Get ready to go to work. It was a nice morning. Then I noticed something was weird about my car. My gas lid was open. Then I noticed that my car doors where just barely latched. I opened my front door and I...
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cicatrixsid:
That Sucks! Did they still your gas?
sapiens:
cheesy enchilada is good! with
cheesy enchilada is good! with
i wanna rock you body (all night long)
more to come...
more to come...
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littlecooter:
If you guys go to the show tomorow night.......dont forget to give weiner my scarf.
xxmonsterxx:
thas wha i'm towkin bout fooh!!
So.. heres a little story that happened at work.. allow me just to cut and paste the converstaion that me and ricky had on aim.. I'm sofakingjimbo (duh)
SofaKingJimbo (9:25:51 PM): you know the song sailor man by turbonegro?
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:55 PM): it makes me wanna dance
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:57 PM): yea
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:07 PM): haha
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:08 PM): welp
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:20 PM): i told you...
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SofaKingJimbo (9:25:51 PM): you know the song sailor man by turbonegro?
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:55 PM): it makes me wanna dance
hahaihopeyoudie (9:25:57 PM): yea
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:07 PM): haha
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:08 PM): welp
SofaKingJimbo (9:26:20 PM): i told you...
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ella:
i love turbonegro 
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bean:
no problem.
dorkgirl:
Yepper, and apparently, you had too much time on your hands, too.
tired
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doxie:
You said it!
littlecooter:
Tired my ass..boy!
Hey, I want to know who your crush is.
[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 6:45AM]
Hey, I want to know who your crush is.
[Edited on Feb 24, 2006 6:45AM]