jim197761064

do you know what asshole feels like? cause thats how i feel right now. complete asshole. thats right kids Ive invited a knew feeling called Asshole. its when you feel so tired that you wanna puke your brains out, you're totally bored, totally broke, and basically you question your exsitents(sp?) on this planet. in other news..today i saw the trailer for the new "Dawn of the Dead". doesnt look bad. a must see

this happened to me on sat....
some of you might know that i have a FAKE dead body in the back seat of my car. and if you didnt know...now ya do. ive been making them for awhile. selling a few here and there. mainly too people whos houses i did back on Halloween. ok...so thee other day i noticed a cop driving around my complex. i didnt think much of it until she stopped @ my car. i then began to walk over. then TWO fire engines, another cop and the paramedics showed up. it turned into a huge ordeal. all the fire men and the medics were laughing about it. one of em' even offered to buy it off me. i told him i make custom ones and if he wanted id hook him up. i didnt get into trouble. they just checked my records and searched my car. anyone wanna buy a dead body?

oh yes..i need a new girlfriend. so..please send all applications to the "Find Beef a Girlfriend Foundation" via e-mail mybrainhurts77@hotmail.com