jillamin

I like a guy who can give me a good swat on the ass at the supermarket.



why do i look so scared here?
i was going for sexy...
instead I look constipated...
yea, thats the face i make..
when i POOP...
ha..
oh snap...

a customer at work professed his love to me...
he was scrumptous...
but alas i am in deep with the slam piece...
he's my cherry on top...
he makes my water bubble...
but it did feel nice...
i'm so shy i ran behind my bartender...
as not to create eye contact...
compliments scare me...

I wanna steal daggers and JustSayFaux ...
have them for my own...
and i wanna slap lil_tuffy's behind...

tomorrow i'll be in SF visiting ho's...
i'll be there on Saturday too...
i need to move maybe?

i need a shower. i smell like 3 day old,
left in the sun, spilt all over the table,
BEER. which kind of has a more vinegary
smell. fucking sick.

carly

"Love her with all your heart... and fuck her with all you've got"