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Saturday Aug 13, 2005

Aug 13, 2005
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I did jack shit today...

I ran on the tread mill and lifted, then watched TV, and washed the car,...... and all almost wanted to commit animal cruelty

Car/animal cruelty scenario: I just finished washing the car, because it really needed one (2 wks of dirt), and I was drying it off. Birds were swooshing from tree to tree in the meantime. Didn't bother me, TILL I was hittin' the last spot to dry and WHACK!!!. A bird slammed right into my car door!! Hard-headed little shit, because my head jumped up like it was a major hwy. accident. It fell to the pavement, stumbled for like 2 sec., and flew off. A friggin' hit-n-run by a fuckin' bird!!! You know, I pray for no hail storms during the summer months to avoid the damage and stress, but it comes in the guise of a bird?

My car is silver and maybe that confused the bird or I did a damn good cleaning job (the whack for confirmation). Regardless, I wanted to kill that bird for leaving a nick in my door.



oh... and I counted how many DVDs I own. 322... crazy, right? surreal

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