I'm drunk. On a school night.
Yep, I know, I know. I should be writing my paper on Social Security reform that's due... but I could really give a fuck. Speaking of which, I got my grades back from last semester... some asshat gave a me a B! Bitch. Oh well, 2 A's, 3 A-'s, 1 B. Not too bad, I guess.
Whatever.
So... yeah.
My ex left today for the summer. Part of me is sad. And part of me wants to get on every hot girl in the state. Which is saying something, since I've been pretty restrained in the past year; I think I've had the least sex I've ever had.
Yeah. So that's me. Whatcha been up to, playa?
Yep, I know, I know. I should be writing my paper on Social Security reform that's due... but I could really give a fuck. Speaking of which, I got my grades back from last semester... some asshat gave a me a B! Bitch. Oh well, 2 A's, 3 A-'s, 1 B. Not too bad, I guess.
Whatever.
So... yeah.
My ex left today for the summer. Part of me is sad. And part of me wants to get on every hot girl in the state. Which is saying something, since I've been pretty restrained in the past year; I think I've had the least sex I've ever had.
Yeah. So that's me. Whatcha been up to, playa?
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How many Essex girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None - Essex girls only screw in Cortinas.