jholtsnider

Sky Captain! Calling Sky Captain!

That Ms Jolie... so hot. All the time. Yummy...

And I guess that this porn "Art School Sluts" is supposed to be decent - according to the Lifestyle thread. Anyone seen it?

Ok, so, I'm calm again.

I focused. I remembered that only I can make myself happy or sad. And I made myself happy.

Why?

Because I'm a stone cold pimp, that's why. Jeez, did you really have to ask?!

So yeah, it's been a Monday. Tuesday, here's looking at you, doll!

Friday! Finally!



I just got asked by 5 girls if I'll go with them to a strip club tomorrow...

Well. That was a night.

So the girl came over and we talked (and drank and went in the hot tub). And then we broke up. It was a friendly break up; both of us didn't want the other to change, but it just wasn't working "as is."

And then she stayed over. And we skipped class this morning. She just left for work.

I...
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Today was a day of great productivity. I should always drink. All the time.

I went to class, cleaned my apartment, baked 20+ chicken breasts for the week, did my lab write up, worked out for an hour, and did the dishes. All before 4 pm. Nice. And then I watched Friday Night Lights. Yep.

And now? I'm reading Einstein's original manuscript on special relativity...
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Wow. I had a pretty fucking bizarre dream last night. It involved looking at a guy while a doctor operated on his hand. And then the doctor slipped with his scalpel and cut open some artery in the guy's wrist. And blood started spraying around while the guy looked confused about who's blood it was. And the doctor said, "Oops." and looked at me.

So...
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It's sunny and warm out (60!) today. Absolutely awesome. And there's football on this afternoon. Nice nice nice. I suppose I should do some homework... Nah.

Women continue to perplex me. Based on conversations with other guys, this won't be changing anytime soon.

Mmm... I'm gonna go be in the sun for a while... talk to y'all in a bit...

Brilliant day. Had some beers and vodka last night and got all sorts of homework done. And then the girl came over and snuggled. It rocked. Hard. Twice.

So. Yeah. I may get a swanky research position here. If only the damn point of contact would learn how to use email... She replies once a week to email. Hello. It's not 1850 anymore...

Yep. And...
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So here I am. Chugging along on my homework. Taking a break to update the ol' porn buddies.

At least it's interesting. Right now in one of my physics classes, we're looking at relativity and time/length dilation. More or less, that is the whole thing about how an astronaut can go visit another planet and be gone for, say, 80 years, but when he gets...
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Oh jeez. School starts tomorrow.

Well, break was fun. And no, I didn't really do anything. I mostly went to the gym and read. I never get any reading done during the semester, so that was cool. "The Time Traveler's Wife" is actually a really good read; much better than I expected.

So... yeah. Other than that.

I think I've finally made the decision to...
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Straight A's. Well. An A and 3 A-'s. But still.

I'm the greatest man alive.