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Tuesday Jan 31, 2012

Jan 31, 2012
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A young woman stepped forward from the throng and asked, "Oh great Prophet, tell us how we might find love that is unconditional, unwavering, and unending"

The Prophet did not answer right away. He looked off into the distance, gathering his thoughts. Silence descended upon the crowd. Then he turned his gaze upon the young woman and said, "Get a dog"
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knives_hannibal:
Pretty much lmao!
Jan 31, 2012
mildots:
Tis true
Jan 31, 2012

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