my last journal entry was complete fabrication...i didn't go to jail even! this time i'll tell the truth
i was having sex with the olsen twins again, when the president called me up and was like, "dude, let's go get some blow and pussy!" i was like, "Georgie porgy, (that's his nickname) i think you should chill on that shit, man...yer married and you'd set a bad example doing coke again"
Then me and the Rolling Stones got in a time machine and went to the year 2525, to see if man was still alive...he was...but he was on average, 7 feet tall now...we were in a circus freak display for 2 months, but i only got back just now! it was a really crazy time, and i learned that just because you CAN eat a pound of raw liver, it's not necessarily a good idea...
i was having sex with the olsen twins again, when the president called me up and was like, "dude, let's go get some blow and pussy!" i was like, "Georgie porgy, (that's his nickname) i think you should chill on that shit, man...yer married and you'd set a bad example doing coke again"
Then me and the Rolling Stones got in a time machine and went to the year 2525, to see if man was still alive...he was...but he was on average, 7 feet tall now...we were in a circus freak display for 2 months, but i only got back just now! it was a really crazy time, and i learned that just because you CAN eat a pound of raw liver, it's not necessarily a good idea...