jflax1

Okay two things first, I should probably post this on suicide boys but... I was at the gym this morning and I was in the locker room when someone about my age came in and went to the locker next to mine. We were changing and I looked down and this guy's penis was huge! All I could think was man I could suck on that all day and never get tired!!!!! I jsut had to get that one out. Another thing is, one of the reasons I love this site so much is because I don't have the audacity to do anything to my body like get inked or even dye my hair; so I do it vicariously through my friends. Well today I was at barens and noble reading Kerouac and this girl I sort of knew from my job saw me and asked me how she should cut/color her hair. We looked through magazines but we decide that conventional wasn't they way to go. We went to Hot Topick and after almost twenty minutes she decided on a buzz cut all over except for her bangs parted to the side. Then we dyed the bangs blue and she loved it. She said that she would kiss me but she didn't think her girlfriend would like that. She also asked my why I wasted my time getting a degree when I should be a hairstylist in New York. I laughed and told her because while I have a passion for hair I'm only good at the design aspects, not at physically doing the styling. She shook her head and after I got home I found twenty bucks in my pocket and a note that read, "here, this is your consulting fee." I almost died It was the best day I've had in over two months.